GOP - 001 - Republicans form a soccer team

With about 19 republican presidential candidates, the Republican Party has just decided to form their very own 2016 republican presidential candidate soccer team, to be known as the Republican Ball. The surprise move targets both the latino vote and FIFiA financing $$. With the Obama Administration and US Justice Department throwing their weight on Sepo Bladder, the GOP hopes to offer FIFiA some save-face and gain their $ympathy. In return, they promise to not injure Messi.