His mouth is slipping away toward the truth...

"I not only see everything, I'm responsible for everything, 

ah!, at last, a confession

even for the English women's own goal at the World Cup recently," the 79-year-old is quoted as saying by Reuters.

Sure, what a "FIFiA goal" it was, because it came from a kick back!!

"Am I responsible for climate change too?

Yes you are. At least for "climate change in the World Cup". Usually World Cups are played in temperatures in the 20's or 30's ºC, but in Qatar they will be in the upper 40's.