terça-feira, 11 de outubro de 2016

A Cappuccino ... gone bad

Disgusted by the Cafe de olla
Repulsed by the Wine of Islam
Nauseated by the oh so feminine Latte
Offended by the Obama Coffee salute
And experimenting with the flavors of Kaffee and Cofaidh 
The all-American cup of Joe questions its own identity.


"I'm gonna be great again!!
Strong and bitter! No foam!!!!
I'm making this a fluff-free zone.
No Cappuccino inside this mug!
No Caffe Americano!!!
No shots of espresso!
Just make it a great cup of Joe!!"

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