Repulsed by the Wine of Islam
Nauseated by the oh so feminine Latte
Offended by the Obama Coffee salute
And experimenting with the flavors of Kaffee and Cofaidh
The all-American cup of Joe questions its own identity.
"I'm gonna be great again!!
Strong and bitter! No foam!!!!
I'm making this a fluff-free zone.
No Cappuccino inside this mug!
No Caffe Americano!!!
No shots of espresso!
Just make it a great cup of Joe!!"