terça-feira, 7 de fevereiro de 2017
Making SC Portugal great again!!!
I, Cakana Meiguito, do hereby present my candidacy to the presidency of SC Portugal. If I win, I promise to make SC Portugal great again. We'll be the greatest soccer club of Lisbon, Portugal, Iberia, Europe, and the World. With me, SC Portugal will become number 1 again. We will win every game in all competitions, and win the Portuguese Super Liga and the UEFA champions league at least once a year.
I will make FPF rewrite history, making them acknowledge all the championships SC Portugal has won.
I will fire Jesus! I will only hire Portuguese players and managers. I know the best players, and the best managers, and I will hire them. No more this thing of buying foreign players in September to sell them in January.
I will promote the youths coming out of the Academia. The next Figo, the next Ronaldo!
I will build a huge wall around Estadio da Luz, fill it with water, and make SL Benfica pay for the wall and the water.