Meiguito: I want my $200 back!
FedexMed Office clerk: Well, for that you first you have to open an account with FedexMed, online, then pay another $200 + 300 + 50 for the antidote, and then you can open a case with our billing department to get a refund.
Meiguito: What if the Antidote doesn't work? What if it keeps gRingo in a coma?
Fedex Nurse: There is no guarantee that it will ... work.
FedexMed Office clerk: The billing department might give you a refund. You'll have to ask them.