sexta-feira, 13 de janeiro de 2017
Initiation to the Pandemonium
To enter the Pandemonium, every Barcelona Parrot wannabe must sell his soul and make a solemn oath of eternal love to their one and only truth: that Messi is, was, and always will be the best player that ever existed. Bolague has uncovered the following snippet from the Pandemonium book of feathers:
" ... I, #complete name#, do solemnly pledge to raise my beak, flap my wings, and scream screeching squawks, to defend, uphold, and spread our one and only Truth!! to the entire world! Let there be no doubt!! Messi is not only great, he is the greatest, ever!!!! ... I also promise do let other Parrots poop upon me if I ever fail at raising Messi's name higher than any Parrot can fly ..."