Trump Press Secretary

Foxy news host Kimberly Guilfoyle is a top contender for Trump press secretary. But Bolague knows that Prez-Elect Trump would prefer Vitor Serpa, director of the portuguese tabloide Abola, for the cabinet position. In a brief twitter exchange, Trump told our own Meiguito that "Listen, Guilfoyle is great! But I prefer Vitor Serpa! Fantastic guy!! Does great job at Abola, which I read every Sunday. Great reporting, no fact checking. My kind of guy!".