The Bolague 2016 Golden Spittoon goes to the Barcelona Parrots!!!

I ask for a round of applause for the Barcelona Parrots!!!

They have truly outdone themselves this year!

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After spending an entire year drooling themselves over the Balon d'Or. - they want it for Messi more than even Messi does!! - this lovely award is theirs!!!! Someone, with a heart, give this crowd some bibs! #bibsforparrots. #2016goldenspittoon.
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The runner-up is Messi. Of course. For the countless times he puked on the pitch. No one bent over more times to spit this past year than Messi. He had a crappy, truly nauseating year, that's for sure!

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In third place, we have Bruno de Carvalho, President of Sporting Clube de Portugal, for spitting Carlos Pinho in the face!!